White Trash Holiday--The Best Christmas Carol. Ever.

White Trash Holiday by Abstrakt Intellekt

CHORUS:

Everybody in the place throw your hands in the air

If you're broke as f--- or just don't care

If your bar tab costs more than your rent

And ya car is sittin on blocks of cement

And if ya get drunk and like to beat on ya b----

If the front of your house has got a trailer hitch

If you smoke weed on your porch all day

This ones' for you

It's a White Trash Holiday

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VERSE 1:

Go on sell tones in ya white wife beater

Crack a brew and put on some Bob Segar

Find a chick in some tight ass pants

drink 'til ya forget ya dont know how dance

Call ya boys and ya rowdy-ass friends

And tell em that tonite we getting drunk again

We gonna party til the break of dawn

and wake up tomorrow morning at get ya drunk on

it don't matter if ya rich or poor

if ya a classy b----- or just a filthy whore

if ya smoke w--- or just chew tobacco

if ya a ritzy type or just a plain cracka'

if live in Hazel Park in a trailer

Or if ya got a big house in Taylor

ya white trash and ya just gotta face it

don't be embarrased be proud and embrace it

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CHORUS

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VERSE 2:

To all the girls who do drugs and have unprotected sex

and get their nails done with their child support checks

To guys that drink beer not henny and remmy

pull up to a stop light and like "yo that got a hemi?"

To redneck dudes who get drunk and make racial slurs

you can getcha more cops n tank tops and facial blurs

To the chicks who have kids with these white trash scrubs

Who drop 'em of a mom's at nites and go to clubs

To the kids who grew up poor who thought they were rich

In a double wide trailer with a satellite dish

Cuz even though I come up rappin and payin dues

i still love barbeques and wrastlin' pay-per views

So call all ya slutty aunts and all ya drunk uncles

throw on your truckin' caps and biggest belt buckles

take a day off work and enjoy the celebration

cuz tonite we gonna party like Clinton's inaguration

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CHORUS

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VERSE 3:

Ya got mac 'n cheese and black 'n white tvs

Porkchops and greens with extra grease

Big grease 'n; smoky cheese and

Barbequin' no matter what the season

Cornbread and black eye'd peas

Getting drunk 'n fightin for no reason

We aint leavin; we here to stay

So throw ya hands in the air it's white trash holiday

Everybody in the place throw ya hands to the stars

If ya smoke w---- and watch Nascar

If ya favorite bar is in ya own backyard

If ya ever try buy a beer with ya bridge card

If ya plant ya w--- and put down a bed line

And ya don't feel right without a bar fight

If ya had a kid but ya girls not literate

If ya put ya '86 on 20 inch spinners

If ya twist caps instead a poppin' the bottles

If ya think of Penthouse is getting close to a model

If ya dropped outta school for a GED

and ya glad ya VD's not HIV

If ya hate ya folks and ready to clash

If ya hit the bar to get cream for ya rash

Ya can be white trash don't have to be white

So take ya bottles to the store

we gonna party tonite

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CHORUS 2x

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